Top Pet Peeves
1. The girl who sits behind me and always, like, interjects, like, like, into like, every, like, other word, and it's like, so ridiculous, that like, you think I'm exaggerating, but like, I'm totally not. And she actually seems quite, like, intelligent... it's just that I can't separate her ideas from her likes.
2. People who, failing to come up with an alternative solution to whatever problem they're facing, respond instead with, "...I'm moving to Canada!" First off, no you're not. Second off... no, I'll just leave it at that.
3. Tailgators. Because I feel like a crocodile is chomping at my rear-view mirror.
4. The cat at whose house I'm babysitting, who keeps trying to jump onto my lap and sticks his (her?) rear end in my face. Why do they do that?!?
5. People who are so politically biased that they can't own up to their own parties inadequacies. BOTH parties are guilty of this.
6. The same cat who spooks me with her (I remember her name is Lily now) sporadic leaps and bounds throughout the house.
Oh, now I'm just being Negative Nancy. I have thought about bridging the subject to the girl who sits behind me... but how do I say, "Have you ever counted the likes in your sentence?"
1. The girl who sits behind me and always, like, interjects, like, like, into like, every, like, other word, and it's like, so ridiculous, that like, you think I'm exaggerating, but like, I'm totally not. And she actually seems quite, like, intelligent... it's just that I can't separate her ideas from her likes.
2. People who, failing to come up with an alternative solution to whatever problem they're facing, respond instead with, "...I'm moving to Canada!" First off, no you're not. Second off... no, I'll just leave it at that.
3. Tailgators. Because I feel like a crocodile is chomping at my rear-view mirror.
4. The cat at whose house I'm babysitting, who keeps trying to jump onto my lap and sticks his (her?) rear end in my face. Why do they do that?!?
5. People who are so politically biased that they can't own up to their own parties inadequacies. BOTH parties are guilty of this.
6. The same cat who spooks me with her (I remember her name is Lily now) sporadic leaps and bounds throughout the house.
Oh, now I'm just being Negative Nancy. I have thought about bridging the subject to the girl who sits behind me... but how do I say, "Have you ever counted the likes in your sentence?"
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